Last Saturday Bianca joined me, mum, John and half my family to celebrate Jenna Mae's birthday. The party was to take place at Audley. We arrived promtley on time (like an hour late) at our destination and we set up camp.
While the elders remained at camp, the brave, mighty Jenna, found a rather large branch and chased, stabed and kicked ducks(Jenna was all set for dinner that night, jks).
After a breif lunch of hot chips, ice tea, etc......, Bianca, my cousin Ben and I decied to head downsteam to hire a boat, from the boat hire place(who would have thought u get a boat from there). After renting the boat, I decided I would geet us into the water, and make us homewward bound.....that dream crashed pretty quickly, after being told muliple times that I was crap, and I was just making us go in circles,I decided it would be best to retire and pass the throne down the Bianca. That stupid show off, She was told my like, my entire family that she should compete in the olympics, and she was the best they have ever seen, I don't think they would have said that after what I had to go through. After we dropped my cousin Ben off at camp, Bianca and I decied to head a little more upstream. Well, after running us throught mulitple trees, that contained multiple breeds of spiders, and after receiving multiple cuts to the head, and nearly capcising tthe boat from shock, Bianca decided it would be best to chase baby ducks. After the boat wouldn't go any further because twe seemed to be bogged in a huge city of gross reeds, Bianca decided it woukd be best if she got out of the boat(while we were still in the boat) and chase them herself with a canoe paddle.